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    Today In “This Bitch” News

    January 31, 2017

    Look at Elizabeth Hurley, LOOK AT HER.  This woman is 51, 51!  This is the last thing I need to see when I’m choking down egg whites and feeling bad about the 2o pounds I’ve gained.  What are you doing, Elizabeth?  Bathing in the blood of virgins?  Injecting some sort of sheep hormones?  Make a pact with the devil himself?  I swear to Christ if you tell me something fake like “water and Pilates” I’ll find whatever tropical island you’re…

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